#the miss universe contest

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[themakeupbrush]

Miss Universe El Salvador 2023 National Costume

[crownsandqueens]

Beautiful Emilia Dides. Miss Chile, a great favorite for the title of Miss Universe 2024 celebrated in México City.

[ecocharlier]

Honeyyy hi! How are you? ✨ I absolutely love your art!!

Could you maybe do Hotch in Season 7 ep 23? 🥹

I have a big problem with this episode.

ARMS and THE FBI VEST 🙇🏼‍♀️

Hi! Thank you so much! It always makes me happy to know that people are enjoying what I do! ಥ‿ಥ

Absolutely! The arms, the vest, and that itty bitty waist, him in that episode is just *chef's kiss*

I'm not entirely satisfied with the result but I did what I could :') hope you like it!

I also have these sketches but they were looking too cute imo, not the look I was going for exactly but here they are nevertheless 🙌🏻✨

[aiiaiiiyo]

[druvjelly]

SPLATOON SEXYMAN CONTEST QUATERFINALS. DAY 2 PART 1

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"Meet the chaperon! "Mlle. Universe 1931," otherwise Netta Deuschateau of Belgium, who is to chaperon the ten foreign beauties now being selected in Europe to come to the 1933 beauty pageant, in New York in September." - from the Kingston Whig-Standard. June 28, 1933. Page 12.

[storm-cellar]

sometimes i really think i should just be specific about where i'm from cause I wanna share! hype up my country yknow! and then once again i remember that Everyone Knows Everyone because we are Tiny and id rather perish than be recognized on here

[feyarcher]

Before we all get our knives out for ides of march, we must first stop and take a day to celebrate pi(e).

[viraltrendsspot]

Australian Beauty Queen's Shocking Confession - Kanika Batra-Matheson #viral #trending #mentalhealth

[foolishrogue]

Wow that lord of fortune starting armor is real ugly

[themakeupbrush]

Miss Universe Nicaragua 2023 National Costume

“El Zanate”

[crownsandqueens]

Irene Saez Conde. Miss Venezuela during the parade of nations of the Miss universe pageant of 1981.

[townpostin]

Shatakshi Kiran Crowned Miss Universe Jharkhand 2024

Jamshedpur beauty to represent state in Miss Universe India competition Shatakshi Kiran from Jamshedpur wins the inaugural Miss Universe Jharkhand title at Patratu Lake Resort. JAMSHEDPUR – Shatakshi Kiran of Jamshedpur has been crowned Miss Universe Jharkhand at the finale held at Paryatan Vihar, Patratu Lake Resort. The two-day event marked the first state-level Miss Universe Jharkhand…

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IT IS TIME: Miss Universe National Costume 2023

it's here! the Met Gala for people who actually understand what camp is!

yes I'm like 3 months late, but I sat down and watched the damn thing. I put up with the horrible little rhyming couplets for each contestant so you don't have to. and without further ado:

Albania: Starting off very Victoria’s Secret this year! Apparently it’s gold for important symbolism reasons, not just because everything in this competition is blinged out to within an inch of its life. The wings do look nice in motion!

Angola has a good balance of bling, actual cultural dress, and oh hey it has surprise bonus art on the back! That will be a theme this year.

Argentina: Why is there a guy in a hat right down at the bottom edge of her cape. He looks like he’s staring at her butt. How does this represent their flag.

Aruba: This is fine. I like the coral. She thinks climate change is bad. Her parrot is clearly way too heavy to hold up and it wobbles like crazy in motion.

Australia: This is now multiple years in a row that Australia has just worn a fucking prom dress. It’s got native wildflowers on. You could have made this exact same dress with a Great Barrier Reef theme and I would have liked it 80% more.

Bahamas: This costume is allegedly based on a 19th-century doll from the Bahamas “world famous straw market,” which is already bullshit; I googled “bahamas straw market antique doll” and like. they both have big skirts? I guess? Anyway now I’m too distracted by the way she has a hoop skirt awkwardly jammed under there and hiked up on one side. Minus ten for poor construction.

Bahrain's theme is “Bahrain’s pearl heritage,” which like. I guess? The headdress and yoke are pretty. Put more pearls on the actual outfit. Kudos for getting to wear pants.

Belgium: Girl. No. Why is your theme “Latin dance” and why are you wearing a spangly cocktail dress with a totally unrelated piece of fabric fluttering behind it? (Apparently the fabric was designed by a member of Belgium’s royal family? Who is a fashion designer? This is what nepotism gets you.)

Bolivia saw Aruba’s parrot and was like, I can do that better. And she was right! It’s way less wobbly and the costume as a whole does work better. Also made from recycled materials, so we’ll see if that’s a theme again this year. The back of the cape is nice too.

Sadly, Bolivia's parrot supremacy was short-lived, because Brazil was like, bitch please. I see your sad little parrots and raise you FOUR giant parrots, and also the shoulder parrots are articulated and can turn their heads back and forth. I think Brazil wins the parrot competition that only she knew she was in.